I kind of wish i was ambidextrous. While my parents were moving stuff from their house, it was necessary to take one or two doors off their hinges in order to get desks and furniture out of their home. On one occasion, we couldn't get the door off because of the weird angle (the hinge was kind of between the door frame and another door frame. Really awkward.) of the door. I tried to get a good angle to get the pin out, but I just couldn't.
As I sat there for a solid five minutes, trying to get a good angle, a man from my parents' ward asked if he could try. He was left handed and you can bet that he had that door off in about 15 seconds flat. I felt so ashamed.
Plus, think about how good I would be at baseball if I was a switch hitter, I wouldn't even need to practice. They'd be like "you bat left OR right handed? well, I guess you're hired, then." Baseball isn't even difficult, anyway.
After work tonight, I sat on my sisters creepy street ( It's dark, without any street lights. It's always really windy in spanish fork at night and I'm always afraid I'm going to get attacked by wolves. Not kidding. No, there aren't any wolves in Utah.) in the grass and stared up at the stars.
Space must be a very lonely place.
We're talking about pure emptiness for millions and millions of miles in every single direction. We're alone out here. I focus on individual stars and try talking to them. I wonder, amidst all of it's violence and malice, if there's anyone out there that's just like me.
Weird thoughts. yes, I talk to floating orbs of gas millions of miles away.
Also, sometimes I cry when it isn't appropriate.
Exhibit A) For a time, I lived in Orlando Florida. Those were some of the happiest days of my life. I was at Disney World one day, watching a really crappy reproduction of beauty and the beast. Belle came on stage and the Beast wooed her. As the story reached its' climax and the music swelled, all of the sudden, I started to cry.
Exhibit B) My sister, Samantha was in a really crappy reproduction of Les Miserables. Honestly, it wasn't crappy. It was high school. Anyway, as she was up there playing her minor role and singing "at the end of the day" or whatever and I just lost it. It was harsh and angry.
Okay. That's enough.
I love you for reading.
I don't seem obvious, do I?